WATCH MOST TALENTED LADY HOW SHE HAD DONE....

 Friends, vaudeville is alive and well over on ABC this summer. Yes, your favorite one-stop-shop for all things magic, comedy, slightly “off” musical acts, and lonely kids squirting milk out of their eyeballs is back and better than ever  has been giving us the goods this year, as any show overseen by the Charlie Chaplin of our times (Nick Cannon, obviously) is likely to do.

So before tonight’s new episode, let’s look at the ten acts who’ve stood out so far this season. Take it away, folks:

These children are probably just a step away from being used by TLC in some new show called “Definitely NOT Boyfriend and Girlfriend.” But if you can get past Elin and Noah being creepy little hip hop dancing robots, their stank faces make the whole clip worth it.Okay, I couldn’t care less about the people on treadmills in tuxedos doing side kicks. OKGo did it better, sorry guys. But those cocky assholes on roller skates? I am reluctantly ON BOARD their train. It’s like Magic Mike with little mini wheels instead of rippling abs. As far as family programming on a major network goes, that’s as hot as it gets.